That Name Will Never Fit on a Trophy

What says boy's names better than a urinal and a soccer game? We bet they have those in every men's room across the country (we wouldn't know). We are gabbing about long names today. Long boy's names. We found a few, but we want to be careful to remind all of the parents-to-be about the hazards of a long name.
Whether you are yelling up the stairs or across the field, if your boy has a long name it may become a hassle.
The rule for good naming is for the child to be able to say it, write it, and spell it without any major interventions.
Here are a few long boy's names from Inventing Matilda that you might add to your long list of long names you would like to give your long overdue son:

Abdullah
Abelardo
Adalberto
Adelbert
Adolphus
Albertus
Alejandro
Alexande
Alexander
Alexandre
Alexandro
Algernon
Aloysius
Alphonse
Alphonso
Alphonsus
Anastacio
Anderson
Anfernee
Anthoney
Archibald
Arlington
Armstead
Augustin
Augustine
Augustus
Benedict
Benjaman
Benjamen
Benjamin
Benjamine
Benjiman
Bernardo
Bernhard
Bertrand
Blanchard
Bradford
Brantley
Broderick
Burdette
Burleigh
Campbell
Carleton
Carlisle
Casimiro
Celestino
Chadrick
Chadwick
Chalmers
Chandler
Channing
Charlton
Chauncey
Cheyenne
Christian
Christion
Christop
Claiborne
Clarance
Clarence
Claudius
Clearence
Cleveland
Clemence
Clemente
Clifford
Columbus
Commodore
Coolidge
Cornelius
Courtland
Crawford
Cristian
Cristobal
Cristofer
Crockett
Damarcus
Damarion
Deangelo
Deforest
Demarcus
Demarion
Demetric
Demetrios
Demetrius
Dimitrios
Devaughn
Devontae
Dionicio
Domenick
Domenico
Dominick
Dominque
Donaciano
Douglass
Ebenezer
Elbridge
Eldridge
Ellsworth
Elsworth
Emiliano
Emmanuel
Epifanio
Esequiel
Everette
Ezequiel
Faustino
Federico
Fernando
Fidencio
Fielding
Finnegan
Fitzhugh
Fletcher
Florencio
Francesco
Francisco
Franklin
Franklyn
Frederic
Frederick
Fredrick
Garfield
Garrison
Geoffrey
Gerhardt
Germaine
Giancarlo
Gilberto
Giovanni
Giovanny
Giuseppe
Gladstone
Glenwood
Gottlieb
Governor
Granville
Grayling
Greggory
Gregorio
Griffith
Guilford
Guillermo
Gustavus
Hamilton
Hansford
Harrison
Hartwell
Henderson
Heriberto
Herschel
Hershell
Hezekiah
Hilliard
Humberto
Humphrey
Ignatius
Immanuel
Jamarcus
Jamarion
Jedediah
Jedidiah
Jefferey
Jefferson
Jennings
Jeramiah
Jeremiah
Jerimiah
Jermaine
Johathan
Johnathan
Johnathon
Johnpaul
Jonathan
Jonathon
Joseluis
Josephus
Kendrick
Kenyatta
Keyshawn
Kingston
Kristian
Kristofer
Ladarius
Lafayette
Lamarcus
Laurance
Laurence
Lawrance
Lawerence
Lawrence
Leighton
Leonardo
Leonidas
Leopoldo
Lindbergh
Lisandro
Littleton
Macarthur
Mansfield
Marcelino
Marcello
Marcellus
Marchello
Margarito
Marquise
Marshall
Matthias
Mauricio
Maverick
Mcarthur
Mckinley
Melbourne
Melville
Menachem
Mitchell
Mohammad
Mohammed
Montrell
Mordechai
Mortimer
Muhammad
Napoleon
Nathanael
Nathanial
Nathaniel
Nehemiah
Nicholas
Nicholaus
Nicklaus
Nickolas
Norberto
Octavius
Pasquale
Percival
Pershing
Pleasant
Porfirio
Prentice
Prentiss
Randolph
Rayfield
Raymundo
Rayshawn
Reginald
Reinaldo
Reinhold
Remington
Reynaldo
Reynolds
Richmond
Rigoberto
Roderick
Roosevelt
Rosevelt
Sabastian
Salvador
Salvatore
Santiago
Schuyler
Sebastian
Shaquille
Shedrick
Shepherd
Sheridan
Sherrill
Sherwood
Silvester
Spurgeon
Stafford
Stanford
Starling
Sterling
Stonewall
Sullivan
Sylvanus
Sylvester
Talmadge
Tayshaun
Terrance
Terrence
Thaddeus
Theadore
Theodore
Theophile
Thompson
Thornton
Thorwald
Thurston
Timmothy
Torrance
Torrence
Tremaine
Tremayne
Trinidad
Tristian
Trumaine
Valentin
Valentine
Valentino
Vincenzo
Waldemar
Wilfredo
Williams
Williard
Winfield
Winthrop
Zachariah
Zechariah

Long names look best on Birth Announcements, Birthday Invitations, and Custom Holiday Cards from our sponsor, Inventing Matilda. Since they don't charge by the letter you can feel good about naming your son Finnegan Remington Stonewall...what's another letter or two?